13 TONS OF ICE CREAM BARS

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Song Title
13 TONS OF ICE CREAM BARS
Writers
Silverstein, Tolar
Publisher
EVIL EYE MUSIC, INC. (BMI)
Co-Publisher
Non-TRO Affiliate
% Publisher Controls
50%
Territory Controlled
WORLD
Themes/Keywords
Drive, Florida, Food, Ice Cream, Refrigerator, Road, Sun, Sweet
Lyrics
And a ninety mile run in the Florida sun can be a sticky
Situation with thirteen tons of ice cream bars and no refrigeration!
I was loaded and looked like a Tampa duck;
Miami was my destination. With some coffee and an upper
I should make it home for supper according to my calculation.
But the ice cream bars back I the ‘frigerated car were too great a temptation,
So I pulled over to the side of the road and had an ice cream celebration.

Then just outside the Everglades
Hoo! I got a strange sensation
What was a drippin’ down my nose and soakin’ my clothes
Was not perspiration
Cause I must of forgot and left the hatch unlocked
Now I come to the realization
I got 13 tons of ice cream bars and no refrigeration

And a 90 mile run in the Florida sun
Can be a sticky situation
With 13 tons of ice cream bars
And no refrigeration.

There’s pralines and cream pourin’ into my lap
That’s a source of irritation
And that Chunky Monkey fillin’ up the cab
Can disturb a fella’s concentration
And that Cherry Jubliee right up to my knee
Is crackin’ man’s relation
I got 13 tons of ice cream bars
And no refrigeration.

When I pull into Tampa you can damn well bet
There’ll be a real big investigation
And under cross examination
I’ll deny the allegations
And me and the boss, we’re gonna have
A real short conversation
Yeah, he’s gonna be advisin’ me
To find a brand new occupation.

(fade out)
Yeah, and then I’ll tell him
Just where he can stick his whole screwed up organization
Yeah, and then I’ll run down to the union hall
And I’ll apply for arbitration
Yeah, I can get some legal representation
And, and sue the truckin’ corporation
Unh huh, and win a big cash compensation
Yeah, and take a seven month vacation
Unh huh, out on some tropical location
With some female stimulation
And do a little copulation
Out among the vegetation
And maybe a little bit of inebriation
Oh, what a sweet sensation
Ooh, let’s go on and stop and get one more ice cream bar…

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