BANGERS AND MASH

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Song Title
BANGERS AND MASH
Writers
Lee, Kretzmer
Publisher
HAMPSHIRE HOUSE PUBLISHING CORP. (ASCAP)
Co-Publisher
Non-TRO Affiliate
% Publisher Controls
100%
Territory Controlled
US AND CANADA
Themes/Keywords
Appetite, Cooking, Eat, Food, Happy, Marriage, Mother
Lyrics
Mr. I met her down in Napoli,
And didn’t she look great,
And so I brought her back to Blighty
Just to show me mates!
And though we’re married happily,
I’ll tell you furthermore,
I haven’t had a decent meal
Since nineteen forty-four!

1st CHORUS
Mrs. Eat your minestrone, Joe,
Mr. That’s all you ever say!
Mrs. Eat your macaroni, Joe,
Mr. Ev’ry blinkin’ day!
Mrs. No wonder you’re so bony, Joe,
And skinny as a rake.
Mr. Well, give us a bash at the bangers and mash,
Me mother used to make!
Mr. Bangers and mash! Mrs. Minestrone!
Mr. Bangers and mash! Mrs. Macaroni!
Mr. Give us a bash at the bangers and mash,
Me mother used to make!

2nd CHORUS
Mrs. Eat your tagliatelli, Joe,
Mr. That’s all I’ve heard for years,
Mrs. Eat your vermicelli, Joe,
Mr. It’s comin’ out me ears!
Mrs. You’ve got to fill your tummy, Joe,
Joe, for heaven’s sake!
Mr. Bangers and mash! Mrs. Tagliatelli!
Mr. Bangers and mash! Mrs. Vermicelli!
Mr. Give us a bash at the bangers and mash,
Me mother used to make!

Mrs. I met him back in Italy,
So dashing and good looking.
He wined me and he dined me,
Ev’ry night.
He said I smiled so prettily,
And how he loved my cooking,
But since he married me,
It seems he’s lost his appetite!

Repeat 1st CHORUS ending with Duet:

{Me mother used to make!}
{His mother used to make!}

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