CRAZY MIXED UP KID

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Song Title
CRAZY MIXED UP KID
Writers
Murray
Publisher
HOLLIS MUSIC, INC. (BMI)
Co-Publisher
TRO Affiliate
% Publisher Controls
100%
Territory Controlled
US AND CANADA
Themes/Keywords
1960's, Children, Children's Song, Funny, Naive, Questions, Silly
Lyrics
I wish I knew the reason why
Me hair grows on my ‘ead,
I wish they’d tell me why
You don’t stand up
To sleep in bed.
But when I make enquiries,
Ev’rybody laughs and says,
I’m just a kinda mixed up
Crazy kind of kid.

I called in a psychologist,
He felt me bumpy head,
He asked me name,
I tried hard to recall,
But by the time he’d finished,
I was still upon me bed,
And he was nearly
Halfway up the wall!
Why do I have to use me legs
When walking down the street?
Why is it that I’m smaller
When I sit down in me seat?
I wish I knew the reason why
Me gloves don’t fit me feet,
I’m a kinda mixed up
Crazy kind of kid.

They say me eyes look friendly,
But I’m sure they’ve never met.
I wish they’d tell me why
A glass of milk is always wet.
But if I knew the reason,
It’s a cert I’d soon forget
‘Cos I’m just kinda mixed up
Crazy kind of kid.

I wish I knew the reason why
The sun goes out at night,
And I keep bumping into fings
When I switch off the light;
But when I ask the reason,
Ev’rybody’s so polite.
They say, “You kinda mixed up
Crazy kind of kid.”

They say me action and me foughts
Should all coordinate;
I’ve also got to analyse me dreams.
Subconsciously endeavour
Not to ask but meditate,
And I’d do what they tell me,
But I don’t know what it means!
They say I won’t get better;
I’ll be stuck like this for good!
I’d like to be an egghead,
But I don’t fink that I could’
But if you’ve got a brain like mine,
The proof is in the pud!
I’m just a kinda mixed up
Crazy kind of kid!

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