I'M MARRIED TO A STRIP TEASE DANCER

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Song Title
I'M MARRIED TO A STRIP TEASE DANCER
Writers
Abbott
Publisher
CROMWELL MUSIC, INC. (ASCAP)
% Publisher Controls
100%
Territory Controlled
WORLD
Themes/Keywords
1960's, Marriage, Sex, Strippers, Wife
Lyrics
Married life may be okay,
But I’m one guy who’d like to say,
As far as I’m concerned it’s not much fun.
My wife’s a strip tease dancer,
So when she comes home at night,
I know my worries and my woes
Have just begun.
Her mind is always on her work,
It’s crazy, but it’s true.
She won’t prepare to go to sleep
Like other women do.
I sit down in my easy chair,
As soon as I am seated there,
She starts the exhibition,
You’d think I’d paid admission.

CHORUS
She turns on the radio,
Then walks slowly to and fro,
I’m married to a strip tease dancer.
She gets over in a slump,
Straightens up and does a bump,
I’m married to a strip tease dancer.
She starts unhooking this and that
As she glides past my chair,
Then runs behind the window curtains
And keeps waiting there.
To keep that dame from getting sore,
I clap my hands and holler, ”More”.
I’m married to a strip tease dancer.

2nd CHORUS
She goes into her encore,
Back and forth across the floor,
I’m married to a strip tease dancer.
When the clock strikes half past two,
She’s not even half way through.
I’m married to a strip tease dancer.
Ev’ry night the boys across the court
Watch her routine.
They even tip the janitor
To keep the windows clean.
I only hope she won’t get wise
That I sell tickets to those guys,
I’m married to a strip tease dancer.

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