MARRY AN UGLY WOMAN

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Song Title
MARRY AN UGLY WOMAN
Writers
Patterson, Heyward
Publisher
LUDLOW MUSIC, INC. (BMI)
% Publisher Controls
100%
Territory Controlled
WORLD
Themes/Keywords
1960's, Advice, Happy, King, Marriage, Ugly, Wife
Lyrics
If you want to be happy an’ live a king’s life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
If you want to be happy an’live a king’s life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife
All you have to do is just what I say
Then you will be happy, merry an’ gay,
So from a logical point of view
Always marry a woman uglier than you.
So from a logical point of view
Always marry a woman uglier than you.

Now, a pretty woman make her husband look small,
And very often cause his down fall;
As soon as she marry, then there she start
To do things that will ache his heart;
And, when you think she’s belonging to you,
She’s calling some other man Doo Doo.

Yes, an ugly woman gives you your meals on time,
And tries to make you comfortable in mind;
At night, when you lie on your cozy bed,
She will kiss you, caress you and scratch your head;
Not for a moment will she leave you alone,
Seems she want melt de fat from your bone.

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