MICHELANGELO

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Song Title
MICHELANGELO
Writers
Silverstein, Locorriere
Publisher
EVIL EYE MUSIC, INC. (BMI)
Co-Publisher
Non-TRO Affiliate
% Publisher Controls
50%
Territory Controlled
WORLD
Themes/Keywords
1980's, Art, Bored, Funny, Historical Figures, Jesus, Sex, Show
Lyrics
Michelangelo is giving a one-man show,
He has statues with such feeling,
He had a Sistine Chapel scene.
The people come from Kokomo just to see that one-man show,
They say, “We can’t believe what we’re seeing,

Chorus:
A Michelangelo, what does it all mean?”
He said, “It’s just what I do when I can’t get no pussy,
Just what I do when I can’t get no pussy,
Just what I do when I can’t get no pussy,
And I don’t get much pussy at all”.

Well, William Shakespeare was working at home,
Trying to finish up a brand new poem;
He had some sonnets that he wanted to write
And three plays he wanted to finish up that night;
He said, “I’ll call this one ‘Hamlet’, this one ‘Macbeth’,
This one ‘Othello’ and then I’ll take a little breath”.
That’s when Francis Bacon appears and says,
“Hey man, where do you get all them wild ideas”?

Chorus

Well, now Jesus Christ was hanging around,
Raising hell all over town;
He made the blind man walk,
And then he made the cripple talk;
He healed up the deaf man’s bone,
And stopped the harlot from gettin’ stoned;
And old Pontius Pilate heard about it in an hour,
He said, “Hey J., what is this magical power?”

Chorus

Well, you all remember Attila and Hun,
Well, don’t think he thought that war was fun;
‘Cause whether the battle was lost or won
He’d sit and watch the bodies that were rottin’ in the sun.

Chorus

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