BIGGER THE FIGURE, THE

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Song Title
BIGGER THE FIGURE, THE
Writers
Wilder, Barer
Publisher
HAMPSHIRE HOUSE PUBLISHING CORP. (ASCAP)
% Publisher Controls
100%
Territory Controlled
WORLD
Themes/Keywords
Big, Family, Fat, Food, Funny, House, Humor, Money, Watermelon, Woman
Lyrics
I got a woman as big as a house yes, sir ,
She's as big as a two fam’ly house with a porch and a fence!
You won't believe what you see when you look at her.
She's enormous, colossal, tremendous, gigantic, immense!
Why try to deny it? She's just what I like.
If she goes on a diet, I'll go on strike!

CHORUS: The bigger the figure the better I like ‘er,
The better I like ‘er the better I feed ‘er,
The better I feed ‘er the bigger the figure,
The bigger the figure the more I can love.

She's exactly like a watermelon,
Big and round and sweet.
In a party dress she may be quite a mess.
But I love ‘er a lot so what if she's not so neat?


CHORUS

If she ever eats me out of money
And we need the rent
That'll be a cinch ‘cause when we're in a pinch
I can put her to work under a circus tent.


CHORUS

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